This girl is more easily done than said...
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
