Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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