I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I understand Curling. That high.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize
