I wish I could teleport
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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