and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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