Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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