Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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