The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just pynch a tree in the face
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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