I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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