But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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