god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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