you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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