Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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