You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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