I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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