But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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