Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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