i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My balls are so social today.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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