the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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