My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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