Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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