are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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