the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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