carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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