I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.