Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom