We're like a lot better than the average bears
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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