I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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