I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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