I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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