Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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