I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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