ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The feeling are messing with the penis
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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