I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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