you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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