Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
