I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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