its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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