Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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