I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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