I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I supernannyed him into submission
Randomize
