yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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