I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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