Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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