I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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