bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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