just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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