no, he came in my armpit
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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