I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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