Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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