At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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