On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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