Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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