i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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