butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You've changed since you got that strap on
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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