do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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