hotel room ftw
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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