So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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