opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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