physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
now i know why i became what i already was.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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