Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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